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Re: McGuffins and Building the Ultimate Player's Pad

Posted: Wed May 01, 2013 3:45 pm
by DJNinja
For instance is it more about how things look or having certain items handy?
In general, you want your house to be clean. Doesn't have to be spotless, but looking not messy. The bathrooms MUST be clean; I usually scrub the toilet, sink, and shower, then mop the floor before bringing a girl over.

I have aluminum foil on some of the windows because the sun is too bright at certain times of day.
Blackout curtains were one of the most valuable home improvement investments I've made.

Not only do they block out the light when I have to sleep during the day, but they keep your home cool and help you save on cooling/AC costs.
I have a few holes in the wall from where I ran cables and never finished the installing the wall jacks/plates. Stuff like that I consider tacky, but it doesn't bother me.
Shouldn't take you that long or cost that much to at least put up a cover plate to cover the holes, even if you don't wire these jacks up.

At the very least, use some furniture in front of it to block it.
Also I have a couple of boards covering windows to keep my dog from breaking them. Stuff like that...
Blackout curtains, drawn closed over these windows, make it look nicer.

Methos wrote:I defiantly am going to get a projector for my bedroom as my LCD in the living room is on the fritz. ;)
Hahaha, just watched some Netflix on my PS3 on bedroom projector last night...got through five minutes of Taken 2 before my girl & I were nekkid & fucking :)

Wise investment indeed :D
In the living room I have an L shaped couch (leather) with an ottoman. It takes up most of the living room. I also have a red recliner that I usually sit in. I have some exercise equipment also in there, but could move that into the extra bedroom out of the way if needed. So there isn't any room for naked twister or anything like that right now. The living room is wood flooring with a big screen LCD and kick ass surround sound system.
Agreeing with Stone about moving the exercise equipment into the spare room.

For the recliner, I'd put some clean clothes or books on there whenever a girl comes over to discourage her from sitting there. You want her to sit on the couch...and you of course sit right next to her to escalate ;)

Is there room to dance in the living room? Wooden floor + kickass surround sound system = perfect opportunity to teach a girl how dance = perfect opportunity to DHV and escalate ;)

As for Naked Twister, the mat should be big enough to fit on a queen size bed ;)

In my bedroom I have a dresser with a big ass cool looking mirror on top. I have a queen size bed and I have another couch (smaller black leather one) with clothes neatly folded on it. I'm always about efficiency so I don't use the dresser drawers.
Agreeing with Maestro, if you're planning to bring a girl over (like on a D2), put the clothes away, the 5 minutes it takes to do it will help make the night of seduction much easier

Also, for Naked Twister, the mat should be big enough to fit on a queen size bed ;)

I have a night stand where I keep my sextrology book (I need to find one that DHV's me better) and condoms, oils, etc.
I disagree with Stone. Keep the condoms & oils out on the nightstand. It shows you're sexually active and know what you're doing in the bedroom. It's a subtle Statement of Intent and DHV.

On my nightstand, I now keep the World's Best Condom Tin (from Condom Depot) on the nightstand with a bottle of lube and a bottle of massage oil next to it. I know that girls have noticed it, but I've only had one ask why I keep it out. I owned the situation and told her, "Hey, we're adults, we do pleasurable adult things like have sex, what's the shame in that?" The girl accepted my frame and didn't ask any more questions about it.

If the girl is getting a massage, sees the condoms, and says, "We're not having sex tonight," agree with her, "Yeah you're right, we just met, I don't know you well enough yet," while continuing to escalate physically ;)

If the girl is getting a massage, sees the condoms, doesn't say anything, but now has sex on her mind, that's certainly not a bad thing :D

Above I have my top light currently with 4 black lights. I find it provides the perfect amount of light (during sex) for those girls who prefer darkness.
Great idea! I may just do that ;)

I have two full bathrooms. One with a small stand up shower and a big tube with jets in it. I have candles lining it currently.
Never underestimate the power of candles, as they are chick crack. I have candles all over my bedroom to set the mood ;)

Re: McGuffins and Building the Ultimate Player's Pad

Posted: Thu May 02, 2013 10:41 am
by Methos
Thanks DJ! Awesome breakdown as always.

About the condoms. I didn't think about it either way, if I should keep them out or hide them. But I agree, who cares if the condoms are out in the open. I'll own it like you did.

Someone mentioned assorted sex toys in the nightstand. Any recommendations on types/ones to buy? I just order a cheap set of beads from Amazon.

Re: McGuffins and Building the Ultimate Player's Pad

Posted: Fri May 03, 2013 4:07 pm
by DJNinja
Methos wrote:Someone mentioned assorted sex toys in the nightstand. Any recommendations on types/ones to buy? I just order a cheap set of beads from Amazon.
Get the Vibrating Johnnys from Condom Depot! It's a vibrating cockring that pleasures both you and your girl.

EVERY girl I've used it on has loved it. So much so that I ordered A CASE of it. And I keep the box on the floor next to my nightstand in plain sight, so it's easy to reach. And if a girl asks about it, it makes it much easier to bring it up and use it ;)

You get two free when you order the World's Best Condoms sampler tin, so try it out, and if you like it, get a case and dedicate one of your girls' pleasurable moans to me :D

Re: McGuffins and Building the Ultimate Player's Pad

Posted: Wed May 08, 2013 9:54 am
by Methos
World Condom tin just arrived! Yea I noticed it had two. Not sure if all the condoms in it (ie. Torjans) are even worth fooling with!

Also picked up a few items for 50 shades shit...

Any recommendations on a projector? Just did a quick search and this one has good reviews and is under $600

http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.a ... 6824014254

Workout shit moved into the spare room for now. Cleaning up the clothes pile and working on the living room.

Updates to come...

Re: McGuffins and Building the Ultimate Player's Pad

Posted: Wed May 08, 2013 7:15 pm
by thelocal
Working on setting up a badass small rimless fish tank(salt water) in my bedroom

always wanted one and been a fan,just never invested untill now

Re: McGuffins and Building the Ultimate Player's Pad

Posted: Wed May 15, 2013 5:16 am
by Methos
Any recommendations on a projector? Just did a quick search and this one has good reviews and is under $600

http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.a ... 6824014254
Looks like bulbs are $200... Going to do some more research. It's not clear how often the bulb would have to be replaced.

Re: McGuffins and Building the Ultimate Player's Pad

Posted: Wed May 15, 2013 8:47 am
by DJNinja
Projector bulbs last a long time, the key is to let the projector's fans cool them down after you turn off the bulb. I got mine in 2008 and used them for both professional and home theatre applications, and still it's running on the original lamp.

Eventually when the thing burns out, I plan on simply buying a new projector! By then costs will be cheaper and technology will be more advanced, so why spend $200 on a new lamp for an old-tech projector when you can spend just a little more for new-tech?

Re: McGuffins and Building the Ultimate Player's Pad

Posted: Wed May 15, 2013 10:03 am
by Maestro
Mine is made by Epson. Just make sure it has HDMI input and you should be fine. Got mine at Fry's for around $600 a few years ago. Bulb hasn't burned out.

Re: McGuffins and Building the Ultimate Player's Pad

Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2014 12:46 am
by DJNinja
Bump, because some guys are upgrading their furnishings for more efficient sexy time :)

Re: McGuffins and Building the Ultimate Player's Pad

Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2014 1:25 am
by Syrrah
I've been looking around online for video projectors both yesterday and today. I'm trying to not spend an arm and a leg on this. Also I have a MacBook Pro that I'd be hooking this up to. Any suggestions? How much did you guys spend on your projectors? I'd be happy to drop $100 on this; I'd consider going up to $200. But a lot of the good ones are around $700-$1k. Movie nights aren't worth that much to me.