Jokes, riddles, etc. Who's got em?

[Dashing]

Why did the girl fall of the swing?

Because she had no arms

[Dashing]

This one is a great Ice Breaker and instantly creates sexual vibes.

If I were to ask you for sex would the answer be the same as this question?

If yes, she'd say yes to sex also.
If no, then the opposite of no is yes therefore saying yes to sex.