Don't text a girl saying, you just BJJ a somalian

[Footsy]

Thought this section would be appropriate, but anyways... its a long story.

I got jumped last night, and I used some BJJ and TKD. there is a girl that I know that uses TKD, but I fucked up just recently with this girl. (Drunk Dial Owned) She is back with her ex boyfriend...

I Texted her "I just got jumped, and I used TKD & BJJ (Brazilian jiu jitzu) on the somalian and then kicked him in the face and ran."

5 min later I get a call

I'm like, "oh yay, someone actually cares about me. "



nope

her ex is yelling at me because he thought I wanted to BJJ her because I texted her at 2:45am.

What a failure he is, but I just explained it was brazilian jiu jitzu he said to fuck off and hung up.

I just thought it was funny, people are so egotistical and defensive sometimes... yeah brah, I want to BJJ your girl that lives 50 miles away from where I'm currently at, drunk driving sounds awesome!

[Xerces]

Lol. He thought BJJ was a blow job or something?

Oh and I think theres an app if you have an android phone that will stop your drunk dialing. Can really fuck things up.

[DJNinja]

her ex is yelling at me because he thought I wanted to BJJ her because I texted her at 2:45am.

Hahaha, insecure much?

[Bravo]

wait


whats bjj?

[McGee]

wait


whats bjj?

Gay Wrestling with pajamas.

Sometimes its full on naked.

[romanianmmaguy]

lol you owe it to yourself to take her back

[Gaider]

Its sad to think there are so many insecure guys out there who have no knowledge of the game nor the aptitude for it. Ah well, Darwin natural selection i suppose.

[Footsy]

BJJ = Brazilian Jiu Jitzu

Thought this thread had died...