Worst of

[Maestro]

So on an mma forum that a lot of us are on there's a worst of Plenty of fish thread. This monster messaged me and it inspired me to make this post. So worst of OKC or POF pics here:

This one made me have nightmares:





They are the same "person"

Her, and I use the pronoun loosely, last picture is her cat.

[poly]

My brother found my laptop and my logged in profile so proceeded to hit on all the mingers, and give my number.

Meanwhile while at work I'm getting random messages from girls so proceed with my normal game. Don't remember them so assume hot cause have my number.

Felt bad letting them down afterwoods, pretty shit thing to do by my brother, but a little funny I guess.

[Supertrip]

I just threw up a little in my mouth but hey...... now I don't really need breakfast!

Thanks Maestro!!

[Bravo]

Cenobites need love too!



But imagine if she came after us one night dressed like that, no jury in the world would convict us of murder.

[Virgil Flowers]

Okay...I will post some of the messages I get. Just to be clear...my profile is cocky as fuck. I have a line in there about my ideal woman not suffering from "cantputtheforkdownitis". Anyway...now and then some whales get offended that a good looking and physically fit male wouldn't find their gross body attractive( ) and spout off at me unsolicited...these are some of the results....




This one had a barely decipherable profile...




This one is completely unsolicited. That first message is the very first thing she sent me...





This one had in her profile that running in the morning was her favourite activity...

[mavrick]

I'm sure she has a great personality, but she does look alot like Eric Stoltz in "The Mask."

[Lego]

WTF IS THAT?


QUICK MEN MAN THE HARPOONS!!!!!