2 Magnums and a sawn-off shotgun please!!

[Gaider]

Im in the Uk with no gun license or anything. I'm after 2 cool looking pistols and a shot-gun replica purely for mounting on the wall.

I've got a whole Saints Row theme going on in my flat with stripper wallpaper and such and a shrine to Marilyn Monroe but it is missing guns.
I have a motorbike front mounted on the wall and i fel it needs 2 pistols underneath to compliment it. I also have a bare wall and so i need a shotgun or machine gun to make it look better.

Obviously i dont want real guns, realistic looking replicas are good enough. Anybody know where to get fairly cheap ones and know any names of cool weapons?
I'm thinking of going to an air rifle shop but not sure if it'll be any good.
Maybe Ebay? or do they have a thing against selling arms? probably...ah well. My pad is not complete without some mounted weaponry!

[KingOfAces]

why get fake guns? why don't you just get real ones?

[Maestro]

why get fake guns? why don't you just get real ones?

He lives in England.

[Gaider]

I'm in the Uk.
I'd never really use a real gun in the UK either because the laws are fucked up.
If a burglar breaks into you home in the UK you are expected to sit them down, make them a cup of tea and show them around your house because if you so much as physically attack them you get arrested for assault!!

On the plus side there are hardly any gun crimes but its a fatal flaw if you ask me.

[KingOfAces]

so you're not allowed to have guns in england? i was not aware of that.

[Gaider]

You can but the amount of hassle it takes to get a license it would be easier, more efficient and less stressful to just stab somebody.

[Techfall]

You can but the amount of hassle it takes to get a license it would be easier, more efficient and less stressful to just stab somebody.

Lol,

Something about how you said that makes me crack up.