What do I do with this hair?

[LIL G]

Check out this situation:
I am a young middle eastern and I have Loads long thin black hair everywhere. From my back, shoulders, chest, stomach, and yes even buttocks. I don't exactly know what to do with all of it. As a middle eastern hair grows rather quickly. If I use my trimmer to trim all of it
1. You can still see these little black hair everywhere
2. It feels very rough to the touch
3. It doesn't solve the problem for long. After about a week I have to do it all over again
4. if I shave then it becomes extremely itchy and uncomfortable

My question is
1. Whats the best hair removal method?
2. What body parts are a MUST go and what are should and what are NEVER areas? Also how much should I remove?
4. How much of a turn off is it to girls that a guy has that much hair?

Thanks for taking the time to answer!

[Ice]

Best thing you could do

is look up famous middle eastern celebs and see how they have done their hair

match your body/facial type to theirs and what looks good - then find a professional experienced try it out

[Ice]

Or you could match up celebs with your same dark colour hair and body/facial type too