McGuffins and Building the Ultimate Player's Pad

[DJNinja]

Updated the DJ system so it's even more pimp

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[mavrick]

I have 2 30 gallon fish tanks in my apt that look realy awesome @ night. The pics don't look greatat night so I took day pics.

This one is an asian theme



This one has a really pimp gargoyle and sits on the bar area.

[DJNinja]

Nice! Definitely an eyecatcher, especially when you bring a girl home and the tanks light up your place when you first set foot inside and before you hit the light switch.

You can also make it interactive by having her feed the fish, then DHVing yourself by talking about your passion for fish and/or Asian things So many tangents to keep the conversation fresh and interesting!

[evo]

While this isn't a McGuffin, I believe this advice belongs here:

Long story short,
My roommate let his friend hook up with a girl in my bed.
Roommate gladly paid for my new set of sheets.

I thought that black would be a matching color, as my desk, bookshelf and cabinet are all black/Grey.
I bought some cheap sheets from target.

This is turning out to be a horrible idea.
As soon as I put them on, they looked dirty.
Dust that crept through holes in the packaging imminently showed up.

So I washed them,
but here 3 days after washing them, they look dirty again.
Every piece of dust and hair shows up.
I took a nap without a shirt on, and now there are white streaks on the fabric from my deodorant.

So as a McGuffins don't, I would advise against black bed sheets.
Maintaining a clean appearance appears to be a difficult task.

I think that white sheets with a black comforter may be the way to go.

[Methos]

Copying this over from this thread because I got curious about improving my home setup as a seduction location. Please see my question/concern below.

I'm having a hard time coming up with the questions I would ask about my home layout. For instance is it more about how things look or having certain items handy? And by look I don't mean clean vs dirty... I keep a clean home. More like I have a weird looking dog pen I improvised taking up a corner of my living room. I have aluminum foil on some of the windows because the sun is too bright at certain times of day. I have a few holes in the wall from where I ran cables and never finished the installing the wall jacks/plates. Stuff like that I consider tacky, but it doesn't bother me.

Also I have a couple of boards covering windows to keep my dog from breaking them. Stuff like that...

Will post a reply with some more info on what I have to work with...

[Methos]

I defiantly am going to get a projector for my bedroom as my LCD in the living room is on the fritz.

In the living room I have an L shaped couch (leather) with an ottoman. It takes up most of the living room. I also have a red recliner that I usually sit in. I have some exercise equipment also in there, but could move that into the extra bedroom out of the way if needed. So there isn't any room for naked twister or anything like that right now. The living room is wood flooring with a big screen LCD and kick ass surround sound system.

I remember the AFC days when I'd bring a girl over and put on a movie and sit in my recliner and make her sit on the couch alone! She would have to ask me to come sit with her. So yea, I need to fix this shit seriously!

In my bedroom I have a dresser with a big ass cool looking mirror on top. I have a queen size bed and I have another couch (smaller black leather one) with clothes neatly folded on it. I'm always about efficiency so I don't use the dresser drawers. This is the kind of stuff I am wondering about. Would it matter if my clothes on piled up on the couch or out of sight? I have a night stand where I keep my sextrology book (I need to find one that DHV's me better) and condoms, oils, etc. Above I have my top light currently with 4 black lights. I find it provides the perfect amount of light (during sex) for those girls who prefer darkness.

The kitchen is very open with lots of room to walk around in. A small table with four chairs. Plenty of room to add a small table to house the wet bar/wine rack/etc.

I have an extra bedroom I can do pretty much anything I want with. It has a small twin bed in it.

I have two full bathrooms. One with a small stand up shower and a big tube with jets in it. I have candles lining it currently.

That's all I can think of right now. That is what I have to work with. Will post more as I think of it.

[stone]

Living room
I'd probably move the exercise equipment out unless you've got a bosu ball. Fuck a chick on that its fun lol. You already know not to sit in that recliner if you've got a girl over so I wont say anything on that.

If you've got space for a L shaped couch you've probably got space for a small living room table. Get one in there and thats another really easy place to put more McGuffins. Sexstrology book, tarot cards, never have I ever cards, shit like that. Plus then you can easily sexualize things in the living room before even getting to the bedroom.

Empty Bedroom
If you choose not to move the exercise stuff in there you could make that into just strictly a movie room. Throw a futon or couch in there with your projector and surround sound and there you go.
Bedroom
I would definitely say put your clothes away. I know your about efficiency and its hard for me to judge when I have a pile of clean laundry on my floor right now so at least you've got it folded. Put it in your closet or in your dresser. Just looks tacky.

The black lights... I honestly dont know but for me its just not my thing. I'll let others chime in on that.

Big mirror
When your fucking a chick bend her over in front of the mirror. They always seem to love watching themselves get fucked and I enjoy it as well lol. Pull her hair and then dirty talk in her ear about it. "You like watching me fuck you dont you you lil slut". Could reach around and choke her a bit to but thats up to your comfort level.

Nightstand
I think I'd get a massage book and either put that there instead of the sexstrology and the sexstrology in the living room or vice versa. Massage book in the living room. She opens you about it. Well lets make a bet. If you beat me at thumb wrestling (or whatever) ill give you a massage or if I win I get one. Transition to the bedroom for the massage and then she sees the sexstrology book and opens you on that and there yuh go.

If you take her in the bedroom for a massage I see two things with the massage oils and condoms. If you tell her to grab the massage oil shes gonna see the condoms which results in 2 things. Either A it might bring up some LMR "were not having sex tonight" or B she doesn't say shit about it and has her mind on sex now. Seperate the condoms and masssage oil in different drawers maybe? Just something to think about.

[Methos]

Thanks stone. The condoms are in a drawer out of sight.

[Maestro]

Put the clothes away too man. Although I've fucked plenty of girls in a dirty ass room. But if you know they're coming over, clean up. It's not efficient as a couch if you can't sit on it.

[Methos]

Put the clothes away too man. Although I've fucked plenty of girls in a dirty ass room. But if you know they're coming over, clean up. It's not efficient as a couch if you can't sit on it.

Well do.

Thinking more about this... since I'm not a DJ and dancing is more my thing for kino... I need to have room to dance with the girl. Right now I can do that in my kitchen, but closer to the bedroom, maybe the living room would be a better place.

Dancing in my home makes me think of this...