If your marriage is failing, clean your vag

The same stuff the bowling alley uses on dirty shoes, can save your marriage!

(well to be fair they use that generic shit)


I love these old ads-



A man marries a woman because he loves her. So, instead of blaming him if married love begins to cool, she should question herself. Is she truly trying to keep her husband and herself eager, happily married lovers?

I like this way of thinking!


The same shit I spray in the trashcan, docs were telling chicks to squirt inside their vag!


…how come I never see this stuff on MAD MEN?


  1. Artsi

    It’s just fair that women do their part. First you see ’em in a bar, gorgeous, and the morning after, you start noticing things. *ffff…. did i fuck the warpig?…oh shit.*

  2. Bravo

    Got some flack yesterday for this post.

    I didn’t say a dirty vagoo can ruin a marriage.

    LYSOL did!!!

    – and ya, I’m saying it too

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